fahthur:

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

(via this-is--a-wasteland)

roman-holidau:

my whole life is the one episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine

(via scattered-bones)

contourkit:

What if everything gets better in 2016

(via scattered-bones)

joner:

Me: Could you add guacamole too please

Chipotle worker: That’s extra

Me: Bitch I’M extra!!!! The fuck!!

(via heart)

queerlove:

me: *catches myself being judgmental*
me to me: i did not raise u this way

(via seedy)

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

(via seedy)